Initial thoughts on rewriting

Rewriting is harder than I thought. I have an outline of my book, though it needs some scenes filled in that I couldn’t think of when outlining and planning it during the first half of this month. On the other hand, I’m no longer writing at the breakneck pace that I was during NaNo. Some will beg to differ, but compared to how quickly I was writing in November, my current pace feels really slow.

I’m still writing with only a little regard to the quality of the individual sentences, but this time the scenes do have a purpose. That’s what makes my 3000 words in two and a half hours feel like a snail’s pace. In November I could do that in as little as 45 minutes. What happened? Is the magic of November gone?

Either way, I’m well on my way to writing 50,000 words of the second draft by the end of the month, if not finishing it. This calls for more words on the weekends.

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Beware the Ides of… April?

Today was the Ides of March. As every good reader of Shakespeare knows, Julius Caesar was stabbed to death on the Ides of March. As not everyone knows, the ides happen every month. The ides were originally thought to be the day of the full moon. This turned out not to be the case, but the ides do divide the month in half. The ides of the month are on the fifteenth of March, May, July, and October, and on the thirteenth of the other months.

Therefore, we can celebrate the ides of every month. Who’s up for celebrating the Ides of April and making everyone question our sanity?

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Happy Pi Day

Today is Pi Day, during which mathematicans and math fans alike celebrate the beautiful number that is the circumference over the diameter of a circle. I hope you were irrational today. I certainly was; I ate only pi-friendly food: Cheerios, yogurt (in a pi-friendly container), chicken pot pi, black-eyed peas, cranberry sauce cut into pi-friendly pieces.

Another thing I did to celebrate was watch pi-approved videos on Youtube. Here are a few of my favorites Continue Reading »

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Plans for the second draft

Those extra scenes are the hardest to fill in. There are scenes that should happen, but you don’t know exactly where to put them, even with a ready-to-go timeline.

That’s where I am right now with my editing. Several scenes showing the fallout of the inciting incident should happen, but inserting those scenes in the novel and giving those scenes some sort of consequence to the rest of the story is harder than I thought.

It has to be done, though, especially since I’m hoping to start the second draft of this novel next week, due to be finished by April first and free to sit until the first of May. Yes, you read that correctly. Clearly I am insane. I will also be exhausted by May, which will give the draft a few more weeks to sit.

Besides, if I can write the first draft in two weeks with no outline, then surely I can write the second draft with a plan. This time I actually know the story, which is more than can be said the first time around.

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The origins of the Formspring.me hoax

Today one of the trending topics on Twitter was Formspring. This was not just because people were posting their Formspring.me profiles, asking their friends to ask them questions, and making their Twitter accounts a feed of their Formspring questions and answers. A single article, supposedly from the Associated Press, popped up on the Internet. Twitter and Formspring.me users read it, believed it without questioning, and reposted it. They didn’t even notice the incorrect CEO of Formspring, the grammatical errors, or the lack of regard to AP style. (Maybe they take the Fake AP Stylebook seriously.) No one even noticed that the article originated from benkling.com–the website of a freelance writer, web designer, and animator–and not a reputable news source. The fake article link now redirects to Inquisitr’s article on the subject.

Kling reveals on Twitter that the article was fake, which would explain some of the imperfections. He tweets (for the first time since 1 February) “To set things straight, I threw that article together for a school project. It was not intended for anyone outside of that classroom.” (Source) Whoops. Intent is one thing, but it’s the Internet. People will find it. At least the saner ones know it’s a hoax now.

Even if it was a subpar article for a school project, Kling did a good job at making Formspring.me users hysterical. Enjoy the surge of web traffic, Ben.

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Don’t rely on the muse

When inspiration isn’t there, we can’t give up and move on with our lives. Relying on the muse alone is a disaster waiting to happen, for the muse can fizzle out at any time.

We have to grab our muses by the collar, strangle them until they surrender, and then get back to work. Sometimes–most of the time–they won’t surrender. Muses are stubborn creatures, and they’ll fight back with all their might in order to resist creative productivity. They have their own ideas of fun.

Unfortunately their own ideas of fun usually come when we need them most. Grab your muse and get to work. Your output may be uninspired, uncreative, or even just plain bad. It’s certainly better than sitting around and doing nothing until your muse strikes. Who knows? The muse might just be running late.

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A day in the life of a writer

I may be unemployed at the moment, but I’m currently editing a novel and trying to figure out a plot for Script Frenzy next month. Let’s look at a day in the life of a writer.

Wake up. Eat. Perform acts of hygiene. Dress. Ponder writing but remember that I haven’t checked email since last night, and that was a really long time.

Turn on computer; turn on music, Pidgin, and Firefox. IM people. Check email. Read Twitter before doing so would be more hassle than it’s worth. Read blogs. Cue tab explosion. Bookmark links of interest.

Realize that I’m hungry again from breakfast because the time between dinner last night and breakfast today was a long time. Ponder eating again. Possibly eat again, then return to computer. Look at time; read remaining blogs. Ponder writing, but know that other inhabitants of this house will come in and bother me before I get in the groove. Decide against it. Ponder writing blog post. Decide against it after lack of topic. Apply to jobs instead. Realize that my plans to get out of the house that day have failed yet again.

Eat dinner. Shower. Edit. Write in paper journal. Write blog post. Go to bed. Think thinky thoughts while trying to go to sleep.

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Pluto’s Hate Mail

I took a year of astronomy in college, and during the introductory course we had to do one of two things for our semester project: make a sundial or write a paper connecting astronomy to a field of our choice. Art and I do not get along well, doubly so in the fall when I have a NaNoWriMo novel to write on top of school, so the paper was definitely the better choice.

All my obviously interesting choices were too broad or overdone: astronomy combined with math or literature (I considered Harry Potter, but there were already several excellent essays on the topic at the time) or history. Luckily, the year was 2007, and Pluto had just been declassified as a planet. Thanks to my obsessive bookmarking habit and knowledge of online communities (and memories of where different reactions happened), I began my research and wrote a paper on a topic that was still fresh: Pluto’s deplaneting and the Internet community.

That’s why I find The Pluto Files so interesting: a documentary about Pluto’s history and change in planetary status. To me, the most fascinating part is the mail that children sent in, angry that their favorite planet had been demoted. These are kids who learned mnemonics like My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas, and some of them sent hate mail to a museum that demoted Pluto before the IAU did. Real mail on real paper!

It makes me wonder: if Pluto had been demoted during my childhood, would my peers and I have taken it upon ourselves to protest? I think so; a lot of us like to root for the underdog, especially since not everyone can be the cool kid. It’s what makes the rooting-for-the-underdog movies popular. We would definitely have asked a lot of questions about our old friend Pluto. But as the last letter says, “That’s science.”

(Oh, and if you’re wondering, the paper got an A. I even presented it at my college’s research symposium that spring.)

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What were you like at seventeen?

I’ve been developing my characters over the past two days, and one thing in particular has struck me: I don’t have a clue what it’s like to be a normal teenager. Unfortunately, asking most of the guys I know about their lives back then gives me a slightly slanted bent toward a seventeen-year-old guy’s mind. This is because most of the guys I know are geeks, writers, or both. This isn’t bad–in fact, these traits are probably part of why we’re friends in the first place, and luckily my friends were passionate about their interests just like my character is. When your main character’s neither, you have to tap into other areas of the seventeen-year-old mind. The results are similar enough to see a trend, at least among the subjects I’ve interviewed.

Predictably, no guys who follow me on Facebook alone have replied to my Facebook status query. Since they probably won’t, I turn to the rest of the Internet, particularly the guys: What were you like at seventeen? What were your dreams, your goals, your interests, your everyday concerns? How did you perceive your peers? And for other introverts and socially awkwards of all genders: what’s it like? Share that experience.

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Sometimes livetweeting is better than the actual show

I don’t have a TV. Okay, technically my brother took my TV years ago with my permission and gave it back; now it’s just sitting in my room, unplugged. This is perfectly fine by me, since the only thing I watch that isn’t findable online is the national spelling bee finals in the late spring. Thanks to Twitter, I don’t even need a TV for major events because the people I follow enjoy livetweeting: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the Apple iPad release (guilty as charged), and the Oscar Awards, which are airing live right now on television and on Twitter. Since snarking the coverage is much more fun than actually watching the coverage and because I don’t really care, I’ve been reading their coverage instead of watching the ceremony myself.

Don’t worry; I’ll be livetweeting the National Spelling Bee–probably all by myself. That topic probably won’t trend, though.

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