Pluto’s Hate Mail

I took a year of astronomy in college, and during the introductory course we had to do one of two things for our semester project: make a sundial or write a paper connecting astronomy to a field of our choice. Art and I do not get along well, doubly so in the fall when I have a NaNoWriMo novel to write on top of school, so the paper was definitely the better choice.

All my obviously interesting choices were too broad or overdone: astronomy combined with math or literature (I considered Harry Potter, but there were already several excellent essays on the topic at the time) or history. Luckily, the year was 2007, and Pluto had just been declassified as a planet. Thanks to my obsessive bookmarking habit and knowledge of online communities (and memories of where different reactions happened), I began my research and wrote a paper on a topic that was still fresh: Pluto’s deplaneting and the Internet community.

That’s why I find The Pluto Files so interesting: a documentary about Pluto’s history and change in planetary status. To me, the most fascinating part is the mail that children sent in, angry that their favorite planet had been demoted. These are kids who learned mnemonics like My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas, and some of them sent hate mail to a museum that demoted Pluto before the IAU did. Real mail on real paper!

It makes me wonder: if Pluto had been demoted during my childhood, would my peers and I have taken it upon ourselves to protest? I think so; a lot of us like to root for the underdog, especially since not everyone can be the cool kid. It’s what makes the rooting-for-the-underdog movies popular. We would definitely have asked a lot of questions about our old friend Pluto. But as the last letter says, “That’s science.”

(Oh, and if you’re wondering, the paper got an A. I even presented it at my college’s research symposium that spring.)

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What were you like at seventeen?

I’ve been developing my characters over the past two days, and one thing in particular has struck me: I don’t have a clue what it’s like to be a normal teenager. Unfortunately, asking most of the guys I know about their lives back then gives me a slightly slanted bent toward a seventeen-year-old guy’s mind. This is because most of the guys I know are geeks, writers, or both. This isn’t bad–in fact, these traits are probably part of why we’re friends in the first place, and luckily my friends were passionate about their interests just like my character is. When your main character’s neither, you have to tap into other areas of the seventeen-year-old mind. The results are similar enough to see a trend, at least among the subjects I’ve interviewed.

Predictably, no guys who follow me on Facebook alone have replied to my Facebook status query. Since they probably won’t, I turn to the rest of the Internet, particularly the guys: What were you like at seventeen? What were your dreams, your goals, your interests, your everyday concerns? How did you perceive your peers? And for other introverts and socially awkwards of all genders: what’s it like? Share that experience.

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Sometimes livetweeting is better than the actual show

I don’t have a TV. Okay, technically my brother took my TV years ago with my permission and gave it back; now it’s just sitting in my room, unplugged. This is perfectly fine by me, since the only thing I watch that isn’t findable online is the national spelling bee finals in the late spring. Thanks to Twitter, I don’t even need a TV for major events because the people I follow enjoy livetweeting: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the Apple iPad release (guilty as charged), and the Oscar Awards, which are airing live right now on television and on Twitter. Since snarking the coverage is much more fun than actually watching the coverage and because I don’t really care, I’ve been reading their coverage instead of watching the ceremony myself.

Don’t worry; I’ll be livetweeting the National Spelling Bee–probably all by myself. That topic probably won’t trend, though.

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NaNoEdMo: Day Six Update

Now that we’re a week into National Novel Editing Month, it’s time for a progress report.

Total hours logged: 8.5
Pages filled in idea notebook: 15
Pens sacrified to noveling: 1

I am currently an hour and twelve minutes behind, but I can easily add a few more minutes to the editing regimen every day. To be more accurate, it’s a planning and conceptualizing regimen at the moment, as I’m taking the novel apart and putting it back together in pieces that I never thought were possible.

For someone who is used to writing off the seat of her pants, this is a difficult process, but one that needs to be done. Looking at each aspect of the novel–the characters, the setting, the conflict, the story–and examining what needs to be changed, what needs to stay the same, the motivation of each character, through a magnifying glass has not been an easy process. Cutting several subplots has made this harder, especially since I have to think of new subplots to replace them. The idea here is that by doing so, the rewrite will be easier and of higher quality than my first draft was. Of course, that’s not saying much.

The things I do for my darlings.

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More on big numbers

Yesterday I talked a little about big numbers. Today Paste Magazine discusses what you can buy with Avatar’s earnings. I don’t know about you, but I’ll pass on the triple grande vanilla soy latte. Bring on the space expeditions!

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How big is big?

We don’t really stop to think of how big numbers are. Million dollar budget cuts. Trillions of dollars to implement a new program.

How much is that? I’ve never had anywhere near a million dollars, much less a trillion, and even with my math background, the concept of very large numbers is still mind-boggling sometimes. (Secretly, though? Trillion is small beans, but not when it comes to dollars.)

Here’s a visual guide to a trillion dollars. Keep in mind that those are hundred dollar bills stacked. If those were ones the stack would be even more astounding.

Meanwhile, Jay takes numbers into space and proceeds to make me feel extremely small here on Earth. There’s a lot out there that we haven’t seen, and we can only start here on this humble planet.

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Adventures in Wrimonia, Part Thirty-Eight: Epilogue

The Next October

Mia made her way down a familiar path to a world she had visited once before. In some ways it looked just as it did the year before: the buildings were still in the same places, though they, along with their plaques, had been scrubbed down after the recent shutdown and cleaning, the streets had been paved, the familiar eraser benches had been revamped, and even some of the people looked familiar. But no one had a bar above their head, most of the people who had halos the year before were halofree, and some people were new by Mia’s standards. Mia checked her name tag and noticed that she was still going by the same name as the year before. She checked into her bag as she entered Wrimonia. Old works, check. Laptop, check. Metal pencil that saved her life last year, check.

As she walked around the forum, she noticed Dragonchilde chasing a Wrimo who strangely resembled a troll across the forum. “Get him banned!” someone yelled as Dragonchilde chased the troll, holding on to her hat so it wouldn’t fall off. She still wore the staff badge, Mia noticed. That was familiar, at least. But one thing that wasn’t familiar was the horde of Wrimos at the Newbies forum. Mia walked on that way and noticed the plaque: “A place for newbies to gather or for veterans to give them advice.”

And then it hit her. I’m not a newbie anymore, Mia thought as she passed them. They looked so young. None of them had participant or winner badges, and many of them looked nervous. Almost all of them chimed up with questions as other Wrimos passed, and some of them chased the more senior Wrimos as they passed. One of them approached Mia as she passed.

“Wow, you did NaNo last year?” the Wrimo, a young impressionable Wrimo, asked.

Mia nodded and looked at the place on her chest where she noticed veteran Wrimos’ badges last year. Sure enough, a Winner badge from the year before sat on her chest in bright purple. “I did NaNo last year and even won,” Mia said.

“I’m scared,” the Wrimo asked. “Is it hard?”

Mia thought back to her own journey through NaNoWriMo: the adventures with her characters, meeting Alaina, the joys and commiserations with other Wrimos, the forums, the procrastination and distraction that she discovered while writing, the battles with Writer’s Block and Inner Editor, the struggle to make the daily word count each day, the struggle to write consistently. Finally she said, “It’s as hard as you make it. But don’t worry, there’s always someone here to help you if you need it.”

The Wrimo smiled. “Veterans can adopt newbies, right?” the Wrimo asked. Mia nodded; she had noticed this the year before but decided not to take advantage of such an offer; after all, she was here to write. “Will you be my mentor through NaNo?”

“Of course,” Mia replied, and they wandered around the forums while Mia told the new Wrimo about her NaNoWriMo experiences.

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And Adventures in Wrimonia comes to a close. There’s so much to say here, but that’s what a separate post is for: the experience of writing Wrimonia, why such-and-such didn’t get mentioned (probably because I didn’t have time!), and what’s coming next.

Feel free to link this on your blog, Twitter, whatever. Just don’t pass this off as your own, and we’re cool.

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Georgia, why do you not care about education?

I’ve lived in Georgia my entire life and am an alumna of one of Georgia’s private colleges. I also have experience with the University System of Georgia, having attended one of Georgia’s public colleges while in high school.

So of course I was simultaneously disgusted and unsurprised when Governor Sonny Perdue recommended cutting $265 million from the University System’s Budget. Oh, and the powers that be are looking into how to cut up to $300 million more. That’s to fill a $1.1 billion budget hole, folks. If you’re doing the math, you’ll realize that in the worst case scenario, over half the cuts are from higher education alone.

The article outlines what some of the colleges and universities would be cutting in order to satisfy their share of the budget cuts, and it’s not pretty. The most striking cut is the reduction of the student body, particularly in the entering class and the number of transfers accepted.

To illustrate what could happen if the worst case scenario happens, let’s look at Jane. Jane’s a high school senior. She’s smart, but by no means a top student. She qualifies for the HOPE scholarship, which will pay for her tuition for four years if she has a B average upon entering a public school in Georgia and maintains that average at each checkpoint (every 30 hours). Jane has four options, and she can take any of these:

1. She can apply to a four-year college in Georgia, where first-year class numbers have been reduced, possibly reducing her chances of being admitted
2. She can apply to a two-year college in Georgia and transfer to a four-year college, but thanks to the reduction of admitted transfer students at some of these schools, she risks not being accepted thanks to what could be more competition for fewer spots
3. She can apply to a private college in Georgia. She won’t get the full HOPE scholarship, but depending on the college, they may give her a certain amount of money if she qualifies for HOPE. Assuming the Georgia Tuition Equalization Grant is still around (and knowing all these budget cuts, it probably won’t be), she would qualify for that.
4. She can apply to a college out of state where she has no in-state aid available to her.

Under normal circumstances the answer may be clear. Now that the number of available places in a class could be reduced, and one could argue, the quality of Jane’s education lessened, she may be better off going to a private school or out of state. However, this may not be in Jane’s family’s budget and isn’t an option for many students (including me) unless a really good financial aid package is involved. Getting a job is certainly no backup plan right now, as many of us know. This plan has the potential to leave many high school students stuck with no real start to their post-high school lives while giving Georgia even more of a reputation for being a land of uneducated hicks. Thanks for showing you care so much about the education of your citizens, Georgia. I’ll keep this in mind when I leave.

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Adventures in Wrimonia, Part Thirty-Seven: That’s Postmodern

November thirtieth came, but it didn’t go without some very exciting news. Amy readied the purple trebuchet, sent the pawn flying toward Cole, and walked away. The pawn shattered on the floor. “That’s for you, Cole,” Amy yelled as she walked away with Keith. Continue Reading »

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NaNoEdMo: let the revisions begin

Tomorrow is the first of March, meaning that National Novel Editing Month is upon us. This is my first year doing it because in past years I’ve had nothing worth editing or I haven’t been able to commit to the fifty hours. One can’t sneak around fifty hours as easily as one can fifty thousand words, especially when writing comes easily. I’m going to be a bit of an EdMo rebel this year, though: while a lot of people will actually be editing their prose, I’ll be revising my outlines and scenes and characters before starting the rewrite, which may or may not begin in March. This is what happens when you write a first draft in two weeks.

Let the editing begin.

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