Announcing a boobquake

You may not know this, but according to an Iranian cleric, women who dress provocatively cause earthquakes. If women dressing promiscuously causes earthquakes, there must be a way to test this.

Enter the Boobquake.

Dress immodestly on Monday, the 26th of April. Join a large group of fellow immodest dressers and see if an earthquake happens.

Of course, an earthquake may still happen. Earthquakes are even more common than what the mainstream media will have you believe. This experiment will have to be repeated for accuracy and to make sure we’re not playing the correlation and causation card. For now, it’s just a fun experiment and a good day to embrace ourselves.

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