Ninjas > Pirates

I have this theory that you can test people’s romantic compatibility by testing their ninja/pirate compatibility. I believe ninjas are superior; therefore I’m best suited with someone who also believes in the superiority of ninjas.

This game I found today adds to my growing mound of evidence of the ninja’s superiority. It’s not rock-paper-scissors (or even rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock). It’s Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie. In the game, ninjas beat pirates by karate chopping them. I rest my case.

2 thoughts on “Ninjas > Pirates

  1. OHMYGOSH you mentioned rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock.

    Can I be your best friend? XD I love The Big Bang Theory. 😀

    Also, ninjas are highly superior, I agree.

    • The Big Bang Theory is a pretty sweet show, and if I had the patience to stare at a screen and do nothing for more than a few minutes at a time, I’d probably watch it more often.

      And well, I don’t have a best best friend at the moment, so applications are open, I guess?

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