Today I learned that LOLCODE is Turing-complete. This is ridiculously amusing. Similarly amusing, there exist programming language called Chef (where each program looks like a recipe) and Shakespeare, (where each program looks like a bunch of Shakespeare excerpts). I approve of these languages. The Hello World soufflé would be pretty gross, though. Add lard, then add lard again? Add oil, then some more stuff, then oil again, and not even bother to cook it?
If you want more fun and wtf-worthy nonrecipes, check out the Fibonacci numbers with caramel sauce. I like my Fibonacci numbers without sauce, but this makes them really sweet. Maybe they’re flavored for the non-mathies. Whatever the case, I’ll be skipping these recipes.