Liberate your legs on No Pants Day

I’m here to talk about something that affects everyone. Something that everyone can feel the effects of, yet no one bothers to do anything about. That something, of course, is pants.

Your legs are aching to be free. They’re trapped in pants or skirts for most of the day every day, all because society dictates that we must cover enough of our legs to appear decent. Well, I say down with pants. They are simply a societal construct designed to oppress legs. Legs were designed to be free, so today (and on the first Friday of every May) free your legs on No Pants Day. Your legs will thank you.

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