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Suicide Linux, the only way to play Linux

I may be a fast typist, but that doesn’t make me immune to typos. I’ve probably made more typos as my typing speed increased, probably because my fingers don’t know where to go next when I’m in the zone. If one keystroke could erase everything I’ve amassed over the years, I’d be in big trouble. It’s even better that I can always check my keystrokes and backspace before hitting enter in the command line, and that I’m using Debian and not, oh say, Suicide Linux. Try to execute an incorrect command and Suicide Linux will perform the “rm -rf /” command instead, which wipes your hard drive.

Sounds fun, eh? Luckily the person who thought of the idea didn’t develop a distro, but someone out there did. Linux is now a game. A dangerous game with all your data at stake if you make one wrong keystroke. That sounds like a fun game, right?

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Debian games

I know, I know, I’ve been a bad Sushi and still haven’t written up the Neil Gaiman event. The Debian games are eating my soul, though.

In one game, Five or More, you remove marbles from a board by lining five or more of them up in a row. However, if you don’t remove them from a board in a given turn, three more marbles are added to the board. Since the game tells what marbles are going on the board next, you can plan strategically and decide what to move where with a catch. The marble can only roll. It can’t jump or skip anywhere. Since you don’t know where the marbles are going next, there’s also an element of luck involved, which has led to much frustration on my part toward the end when the board is nearly full and I have only a few possible moves but even fewer that would be beneficial.

Then there’s Same GNOME, where you try to clear the board. If you remove n touching blocks of the same color at a time, you gain (n-2)^2 points, so it’s to your advantage to clear the chunks of lower (or no points since you can’t remove individual blocks) value just to remove huge chunks. My highest individual chunk is 961 points, and this game earns huge nerdity out of me because I try to maximize the number of points at a time. So far my high score on the small board is over 3,000. That’s the only size I can stand to play on because the medium and large boards have to be expanded to the full screen in order to be visible to me.

This system also has versions of Minesweeper and Tetris. I played Minesweeper in phases in Windows, mostly during exam time when I was in school. It was a wonderful way to put off studying, and Tetris was another great way. Now that I’ve discovered all the games, could the end of my writing career be nigh? Forget Leechblock; I need something to block the games.

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Debian, continued

I’ve now used Debian for an entire day. Well, that’s a lie. See, I still haven’t gotten Debian to cooperate with sound on my computer yet, despite my efforts. I’ve used my Windows computer to stream music and use Pidgin throughout the day, for the windows won’t blink in Pidgin either. As a result I’ve been bent over my chair, looking toward my laptop at random intervals throughout the day.

That aside, Debian is going well. My current frustrations are just that: lack of sound, lack of blinking (and sound) in Pidgin, lack of Flash support in Iceweasel, and Rhythmbox importing only about half my music. Those things can be fixed with a bit more effort, though. Tomorrow is another day… assuming, of course, that I don’t get distracted by Debian’s games. There is an entire folder for logic games. I like this distro already.

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Debian: The beginning of a new era

Windows users are in three camps: those who love it (my father falls in this camp), those who despise it but use it anyway, and those who are indifferent. I was in the second camp.

Then Debian came along.

Sure, the installation and the tweakings to get everything just the way I want it took a day, another person, and lots of groaning. Most of that was because Debian wouldn’t recognize my Internet connection. Groan.

A review will come after actually using it properly. I will say this: Debian has Windows beaten in the pre-installed games, and I haven’t even touched those yet.